For Blizzard - Greasy
It was a bright sunshiny day, and everything was just
peachy, exept for the fact that there was a wiind of 20
miles an hour, but it wasnt tornadic,and it was raining
harder than crap, which was odd seeing as the clouds werent
blocking the sun.
strode into Blizzard H.Q. with a smile on his face, his
hair actually done, and his teeth brushed.
M'am" he said as courtiously as possible.
would like to see the man in charge of employment."
you cant" she said, "you're not old enough to
get a job."
never said i wanted a job!" Greasy cried out, trying
to sound outraged. "I'm his son, and his wife is
in the hospital, i need to talk to him!" He yelled,
trying to call forth a fake sob.
i know for a fact that Bob doesnt have a son, nor a wife."
She said without changing her tone once. "but heck,
ill let you see him just because youre so cute."
Greasy thought to himself regretting showering or doing
his hair. "The last thing I need is a secretary thinking
i'm cute" Greasy said aloud after she had directed
him to the employment office.
knocked on the door quite a bit louder than he had intended
to. As the man answered Greasy was quite surprised, the
man was short, and had a lot of hair, which was very tangled
and all over the place.
The man asked very grumpily.
I'd like a job," Greasy said, "I'm only eleven,
so you can pay me less than minimum wage, I dont have
any family, so no one will know that you are breaking
child labor laws, and I'll do anything, I'll even clean
the toilets, but I'll require a two hour lunch, at 4:00,
just because I like lunches. Greasy exclaimed, panting
heavily becuase he had said it all in one big breath.
the man said, "Be here at five A.M. tommorow, to
start cleaning the offices."
bye" Greasy said, to the man who had appearantly
fallen asleep standing up.
Greasy had left, he pulled out a little transeiver and
said, "oh yeah operation Greasy get a job and spy
for CWALA alot so we can get the game and foil their diabolicaly
evil plans of world domination and taking over the beer
company's and making little children super villans, is