First Kiss - Greasy
"Shut up you stupid girl!" Greasy screamed as
he hurled a brick at the "stupid girl". "I
don't even remotely like you, I think you are extremely
ugly, so stop trying to flirt with me!"
The "girl" was one of the five
persons he had seen run away from the walled in room when
the kodo beast had plunged through it. The five had been
following him in secret for three days after that, and
had only yesterday revealed themselves to him.
It ends up that they were social outcasts
from the surrounding cities, and blizzard picked them
up, gave them shelter, if they would work for them at
Greasy was quite annoyed at the five. First,
they had tried to "recruit" him into their fun
little pro-blizzard group, and then one of them had somehow
managed to fall for Greasy and had been flirting with
him, extremely slowing down his work at blizzard.
'Look you moron girl, go back to your little
"Head Quarters" or whatever you call that little
shack, and go back to worshiping that evil corporation
you guys think are so great, and leave me alone so I can
get some work done and maybe do a little spying!"
The girl, who's name was Adria, already
mad at the very likable Greasy ran out yelling "you
are so dead, I'm getting you fired for spying!"
"NO!" Greasy yelled as he stretched
his arm to block her path out of the room which was being
remodeled because some sort of ape had wrecked it up a
"I'll do anything, I'll do 3 days of
your work, I wont say blizzard is evil for a whole day,
just as long as you don't tell the head honchos I'm a
"Anything, aye?" Adria said with
a sly smile on her face. "Fine, kiss me and I wont
Greasy's body gave an involuntary shudder
as the words reached his ears. "Her name and kiss
should never be mentioned in the same sentence" Greasy
thought looking into her hairy and pimpled face.
"No, anything but kissing you, anything!
Greasy said trying to back away from the ever-approaching
"Nope, I'm telling the head dudes that
you're a spy if you don't kiss me in one minute."
"Fine" Greasy said in a hoarse
whisper, "But you can't tell anyone, nor can you
brag about it, nor tell anyone I'm a spy."
"O.K. kiss me," She said closing
her eyes and puckering her lips.
Greasy, slowly and stiffly walked towards
her, turning ever paler and feeling like puking. As he
leaned forward, his body gave an involuntary shudder and
a very odd "UGHHHHHH" sound escaped from his
mouth. He leaned forward, and then promptly leaned away
from the anxious girl.
"I'm waiting," she said with a
small tinge of happiness.
Again Greasy moved in, but again his body
shuddered and he backed off. Then a third time he tried,
but still he backed off. The fourth time he moved in,
he was determined to kiss her and be rid of the stupid
girl. He was back at the shuddering, but before he could
back out she lurched forward and planted her lips on his.
It was too much for Greasy, he tried to pull his face
away from hers but she had put her arms behind his head
and was holding his head there. Greasy was very annoyed
and sickened, sickened just enough that he puked, she,
who had wrenched his lips open somehow, was greeted with
a sudden surprise of puke entering her mouth.
Greasy finally getting his head away from
hers, puked all over the ground, then ran to the window,
hopped out and ran to where he had parked his little pod
for getting unto the cruiser.
When he was almost to the Cruiser in his
pod, he remembered that they were being attacked by the
Thinking fast he put on his space-helmet
and opened his door/hatch and jumped out onto one of the
enemy corsairs. Landing gently do to the lack of Gravity,
he punched through the glass and Grabbed hold of the toss
pilot, the toss being taken by surprise, was slow to react,
which cost him his life as Greasy took hold of a blade
and thrust it deep into the Toss' heart. Grabbing hold
of the controls he began firing at the toss ships. He
had taken four ships down before they realized that one
of their own ships was attacking them. Fortunately the
CWALAers had started firing with new heart and had taken
out most of the enemy. As the last corsair went down,
a protoss carrier came flying up with its slow flowing
Greasy opening his hatch, turned the corsair
towards the carrier, setting the weapons to don't stop
firing, he put it at full speed, and jumped out towards
the cruiser, watching in amusement as the carrier was
hit and imploded.
The hatch opened for him and as he climbed
into the Cruiser and related his story to Thorkos, who
laughed a good one as he told about the puke.