Diary of a Dragon - Brayam

Dear diary,

I hate that Blizzard! That snob Bill Roper, man I so want to bite his head off. Literally. Ever since Warcraft 2 stopped selling well, I have been jobless. BNE helped a little, but since then, I've been living in the gutter. I was the best there was in azeroth. Those were the days. I fried more footmen than any grunt could have done. I even took down my fair share of knights. No other dragon could outdo me back then.

I auditioned for a part in everquest, but I was rejected. I tried out for warcraft 3, but I got the same reply. "Severe flatness" they call it. I call it discrimination. Dragons shouldn't HAVE to be 3d to star in games nowadays. I rocked the world in war2, but now I'm suddenly not good enough? Dragons like me shouldn't be denied employment just because of the depth of their graphics model.

I'm going to do something about this. I'm going to make things right. Blizzard, Game makers, World, here I come.

--Brimbane Scalewing, Dragon